Monday, September 03, 2012

Gotcher Tickets Here!


Ready When You Are Mr. President
Res Ipsa Loquitor
In a surprise move, President Obama delivered his acceptance speech at today's opening of the Democrat National Convention.   "I have a golf date in Maui on Thursday," he explained.

 
Kidding aside, this is not that much of a stretch.  Brietbart is reporting that Dems may be planning to  Use Trick Photography to Fill Convention Hall

Call it "The Empty Chair Convention."

Rick Klein, Senior Washington Editor of ABC News, just tweeted out this photo of the stage the Democrat convention will be held on (posted above).

As you can see, Klein's photo reveals the screens that will serve as the television backdrop behind whoever's speaking -- and it looks to me as though the Democrats intend to show an artificial sea of faces in order to make the convention hall look a whole lot more fuller than it might be.

If you look closely, they have three tiers of adoring, enraptured Obama-worshippers at the ready should they need them.

There's a lot of talk and concern amongst Democrats and their Media Palace Guards  that for his big acceptance speech Thursday night, President Obama might not be able to fill the Bank of America stadium. [Full]


10 comments:

Anonymous said...

They'll fill that stadium if they have to drag people at gunpoint in there. The dutiful, leg-humping Obama-media will show the adoring, transfixed stares of his automatons.


They will not show the majority of people looking sullen, afraid, unhappy and eager to collect their five dollars (or whatever stipend they were promised) and get the fuck out of there to buy some liquor.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Fox News will

Jess said...

I predict Fox will have abysmal ratings as far as viewers, but will still lead with ratings.

Few want to watch the Democratic Convention and those that do will only watch with the hope some crazy bastard will strip naked and run across the state.

Anonymous said...

Busing. The dems invented it, they'll use it!
Tim

toadold said...

Does anyone know where I can find a plastic dead or crippled duck? I have a chair I want to set it in November 7.

Anonymous said...

I urinate on Fox News...they just serve the same pablum as the rest of them....it's only seasoned a little different.

bait and switch...

turn the g'dam TV off and do something useful for yourself.

EOR (end of rant)

sleeping giant

Anonymous said...

What's with the SEX DOLL's face as backdrop for the stage?!

DougM said...

All those seats.
Think of all the bums and a**es that will fill 'em.
The number is immaterial.
They will be filled by stupid, foolish, seditious, and corrupt people; and I, for one, do not intend to sicken myself from the watching thereof.
Besides, I have a sock drawer in need of more organizing ability than The Chairman™ ever displayed.

Anonymous said...

Up-Coming Comedy Gold!!!!!!!!!!

Skoonj said...

I don't mind if he golfs. Eisenhower golfed more.

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