Thursday, November 01, 2012

Kenya WY


Now it comes out

“'But I wasn’t born in Kenya the country. I was born in Kenya, Wyoming. It’s a long story dealing with my mother and Malcolm X.' The room was silent. 'Yes, I am Malcolm X’s son,' the president said. Res Ipsa Loquitor'You heard me right. My mother had a brief love affair with him in the prairies of Wyoming. She made me promise to keep it a secret and it sounded cooler anyway to say I was born to a Kenyan tribesman.' 'But you tell everyone you were born in Hawaii,' Rahm spat out. 'If it gets out that you were born in actual Kenya or Kenya fucking Wyoming, wherever the hell that is, who the fuck will trust you anymore? Not to mention the Malcolm X shit. I mean, if any of this gets out, your presidency is fucked—along with all of our careers. This is the craziest shit I’ve ever heard. Why did you go around telling people you were born in fucking Honolulu?' 'Because I was,' the president responded. 'That’s where I found Jesus. I was born again in Honolulu.'" The Lizard King



7 comments:

Jess said...

Well, there you go... and all this time I thought he was the result of an experiment in the Ukraine.

Anonymous said...

Not Ukraine...Manchuria.
-Steve_in_CA

Cheesy said...

Not Manchuria, Brazil - a la "The Boys From Brazil."

Anonymous said...

And now it is seen...by Obama & Christie. http://twitpic.com/b97hop
oy vey ole'

pygmy rattler said...

I read that his dad was a porn dealer named Frank Davis.

Alear said...

Haw Ha, I just finished reading The Lizard King today. It's funny as hell. Wait until you find out who Valerie Jarrett is.

cmblake6 said...

It is now on my Kindle.

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