Friday, December 07, 2012

Hello Ali ..

Beat My Caption




16 comments:

Jon said...

Oh please Fadwa, I am so sick of the drama dearie.

Anonymous said...

No, no, no. It's driver's ed today. You get the camel for sex ed tomorrow.
Tim

Helly said...

Hey Moh, remember those crappy Iranian photochops? Yeah, with the missiles, hahaha. Well you should see what al Rogeera is posting today!

george said...

The rest of us ride it to the whorehouse at the oasis...

Anonymous said...

Omar you damn fool this is the ugliest blind date you ever set me up, altho she has fine booty and great camel toe.....


jihad x


TimO said...

"I know fifty drachmas an hour for sex with my camel is expensive, but she is the prettiest camel south of the oasis..."

Anonymous said...

" It is so nice of you to visit us,Moshell"

poletax

Jess said...

I have no caption, but I do want to comment on how bad it must have smelled on the downwind side.

xiphos said...

Jess, you meant how bad 'it' smelled to the camel, right?

DougM said...

• Hello, Triple-A? Yeah, I'm stuck out here on interstate zero with a leaky hump.

• Loook, sweeetie. Yeah, I know I said I'd pick you up after school, but Daddy's stuck at work blowing up another girl's school.

• What? Speak up! The drone noise is …

• Where are you? I'm at the rocks like you said.

• So … what are you wearing?

• Hello, OnStar? Look, I lost my keys

• Yeah? … yeah? … and a quart of milk. Love you, too, hon.

• My wife wants me to call? Which one?

• Aw, c'mon, man. I walked a mile for this one!

DougT said...

FergAli:

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my humps,
Humps, my humps, my humps, my humps, my humps,
My humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely little humps

DougM said...

Whoops!
Sorry about duplicating the "what are you wearing" one.
I get into this "zone," y'know?
You win, Rodge.

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised no one came up with anything spoofing Johnny Carson's fortune telling jokes. Common, DougT! You can do it!
GrinfilledCelt

Anonymous said...

oooh, good call Celt.

A hump, a chump, and a dump.

What is 'describe this photo'

Tim

I-RIGHT-I said...

I'm going with the Carson idea and the fast slam dunk. Nice one boys!

DougM said...

GrinfilledCelt, Brilliant!!! Challenge accepted:
• A belt, a welt, and a Celt.
(Name three parts of a sado-masochistic ritual.)
• A hump, a bump, and a rump.
(Name three Arabic terms for sex.)
• A camel, a Gamel, a camel.
(Name Nasser's favorite position.)
• A Bactrian, a Vicuna, and an Alpaca.
(Name this guy's in-laws.)
Howzat?

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