Hilariousest Campaign Request EVAH

Most Hilariousest Campaign Request EVAH Obama camp demands Romney's tax returns from '80s Best response- "I put them in your sock drawer.  The one with your birth certificate"

Next for Olbermann- Suicide? HBO?

On October 13, 2004, Olbermann launched Countdown  on MSNBC.com

“ That didn't long ... Complained To Current That Car Service Drivers ‘Smelled, Talked To Him’ Furthermore, though Olbermann's $250,000 studio was built to his exact specifications, he allegedly refused to use the set when there were lighting problems back in December.  Not only that, but he refused to let guest hosts use the elaborate studio. Current TV is also claiming that Olbermann refused to publicize the network and the show when he wasn't hosting his program (and he took about half of January and February off).  They say he even barred his staff from sending out related Twitter updates, and prevented guest hosts from promoting the show. (Jealous that they would get better ratings, perhaps?) [full] Please notice that Olbermann was spotted early on for the asshat he's proved himself to be.  He's now been fired by two of the most noxious cable networks, in quick succession.  Not because because conservatives mounted million dollar campaigns to scare advertisers away, as do Soros, Inc., but because he and his leftist ideology are transparently ludicrous.  Suicide, or HBO are all that's left to his ilk. ”

"Throw 'em down a volcano" George Washington

The Supreme Court’s Dark Vision of Freedom The court’s conservatives apparently believe in the land of the free. Circa 1804. "This morning in America’s highest court, freedom seems to be less about the absence of constraint than about the absence of shared responsibility, community, or real concern for those who don’t want anything so much as healthy children, or to be cared for when they are old." - Some Canadian Liberal's Notion of Freedom

THEM HERE

Ming The Merciless

Police State Culture                    Obama now has his private army, and put together on our watch..

“ Big Sis Janet Napolitano and the Obama private army working under ICE, has placed an HUGE order for 450,000,000 (YES..MILLION) rounds of 40 calliber ultra high performance optimum penetration for terminal performance rounds from Defense contractors ATK. They also have an open order for 175 million rounds of .223 caliber rifle rounds. I have to ask each and every one of you reading this today a series of very important questions and would love some answers— [Well, yeah] Okay, I'm annoyed because I didn't do this first,  because wtf, as soon as I saw the story about 450,000,000  rounds of 40 caliber ultra high ammo for DOMESTIC USE ... well, you know.  This on the heels of Obama giving himself dictatorial power if he, Obama, should declare a state of emergency.  And .40 cal???   I cannot help but use the Hollywood movie example, again.  But if the past four years were condensed into a screen play, the audience would long ago have  been waiting for the cavalry to ride in.  We know and have known that Obama is a clear and present danger to the United States, yet this is still happening.  And half the audience is rooting for Ming the Merciless over Flash Gordon. ”

Geezers in Life's Cornfield

Today's Geezer

“ Frank and Evvy do their best to maintain a climate of normalcy in their senior years.  In the dark recesses of  his mind however, Frank senses that something is amiss. For her part, Evvy is strolling through the cornfield, looking for someplace to pee. ”

April Fool

STFU Michelle Michelle's April Fooler

“ Hello America - I was recently a co-winner of the "America's Snappiest Dresser Award,"  with television personalities Alton Brown and  Mario Batali.  As an Aprils Fools prank, Barack suggested that it would be fun to switch things around.  Can you tell which is the real me? LOL.  I'll have the answer posted next week on my "Fun with the First Lady" blog.  ”