Monday, June 04, 2012

Two Gleaners and a Wiener

                                                                  STFU Michelle Art

Two Gleaners and a Wiener
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Obama's College Records

10 Reasons Obama Must Disclose His College Records

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Vetting: Desperate, Obama supporters portray all who look into his past as "birthers." Now they ridicule efforts to find how a pot-smoking slacker got into Columbia and Harvard.

But Obama's college records are a legitimate campaign issue. Mysteries abound, chiefly concerning his transfer to Columbia and ascension to Harvard. Voters, moreover, have had the benefit of knowing other recent Democrat White House hopefuls' course work and grades.

If there's nothing to hide, why not release these academic records?

Why is the White House stonewalling?

An objective press corps ought to be curious. But it has by and large refused to pursue the issue, even though it hectored George W. Bush to release his college transcripts.

Here are 10 reasons the electorate has every right to see Obama's records:

Here's two of the ten reasons given by Investor's Business Daily -

3. Obama was stoned half the time in high school, according to biographer David Maraniss. He even had a personal drug dealer who scored potent weed for him and his Choom Gang of stoners. He was known as a loafer in school. Yet somehow he got a full academic ride to Occidental College.

4. Obama's drug habits worsened at Oxy, where he toked on a three-foot bong and also snorted coke regularly. Professors say he took few notes in class and turned assignments in late. Yet somehow he managed to transfer to the more competitive, Ivy League Columbia. Did he benefit from affirmative action?

+ Romney ought to issue a challenge to Obama by turning over his grades from Brigham Young University, where he reportedly graduated with a 3.97 GPA and highest honors, and from Harvard, where he simultaneously earned an MBA and law degree.

CNN:"Hillary, You Look Marvelous

CNN & Plosy
"Hillary, You Look Marvelous"

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Former President Clinton on Thursday left the door ajar to a 2016 run by his daughter, Chelsea, or wife, Hillary, saying, “we will just see.” [Full]

CNN Spent last week releasing polls showing Obama beating Romney, and how popular he is. The tone and tenor of this story touting Her Filthiness in 2016 ("our shot") seems to contradict that story line.  Here's the bet then.  Will CNN be around in 2016 to pimp for her?

CNN to the rescue ...

                            "CNN Over the Top"

The views of the president and Romney are contributing factors to Obama's 49%-46% margin over Romney in the overall race for the White House.

But, here's the killer analysis —
The poll indicates that Vice President Joe Biden doesn't fare as well as his boss, possibly because he has assumed the traditional attack-dog role of a vice president running for re-election.
Over the Top again CNN.  


el jefe


War in the White House: attorney general Eric Holder and top Obama adviser David Axelrod 'had to be separated'

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Kid Fight— A Question of Honor


Very loud but muffled sound of people near fisticuffs. The sound grows
louder, but garbled. Two men stand chest to chest. It's like a
school yard
fight. The sounds should be painful and raw.

Valerie Jarret (O.S.)
"Oh Jesus Christ!"

Fade in on the two men. It's evident they're in the Oval Office (CGI added)

"That's bullshit, and you know it David

Axelrod shuffles his feet, flexes his muscles and snarls a very snarly snarl.

"Don't give me that crap Holder. I know you're much too honorable to
allow the politicization of the the Justice Dept. That's not at all what I meant, damn you."

Holder responds with a sucker punch. Axe's head jerks backward. They grapple.
It should sound like they're having sex; flesh pounds, both moaning.

Holder (huffing): 
"Well just make damned sure you never do anything that would call my integrity into question!"

Axelrod spits blood.

F**k you. Excuse the language, but I'm not Karl Rove damn you! I'm an honest political consultant! And the President is not George W Bush!  We just want the American people to get a square deal.

Valerie rushes in (S.L.) Gets between them, back to camera, and puts a hand on
each man's chest.

Boys, please. This is the Oval Office. The people's office. Take the
rough stuff outside!

The face of a very pretty young girl with long blond hair.
Her face is inches from the CAMERA, the CAMERA is above her,

That's right, scripted.    Staged to take some heat off of Holder after being portrayed as the most politically corrupt AG in history.  Take it to the bank.