Monday, May 06, 2013

Jihad Brand Sausage?

This just in
e-mail cap

Yeah, Gary . . . Dennis Miller or somebody did a little riff on somethin like that a few months ago. Think I saw it in a YouTube clip I got in e-mail. This is better, tho.

And this mornin on FoxNews, the subject of where to bury Tamerlan Tsarnaev came up. Apparently no cemetery in or around Boston will allow its being buried there. So Brian Kilmeade said, "Why do we have to bury him anyway?" Then Gretchen Carlson said that she thinks cremation is somehow abhorrent to Muslims. So then Kilmeade says, "Well, why can't we just put his body in a bag and dump it in the ocean like we did with bin Laden?"

During the next segment, with Stu Varney, Kilmeade wasn't on the set any more and I thought to myself, "Oh, JFC! Some PC cop has got to the executive producer and Kilmeade is being severely chastised, or fired, or both. But he was back later, still his smiling wise-cracking self.

Res Ipsa Loquitor

Ron "Metzgering Up Some Sawsij"

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dump it or burn it. Fuck the muzzies and their sensitivity*spit* I wouldn't even bother with a bag. The ocean critters, large and small, will disappear the murdering coward without a trace.
LT. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

BlogDog said...

Wrap him in a pig skin and dump him out of a flight over Mecca.

Juice said...

I like "wrap him in pig skin" but one step better would be, feed him to the pigs.

Tom Mann said...

The Sopranos used the facilities at Satriale's Pork Store for undertakings.

TheOldMan said...

Drop him off a ravine in France. The birds will take care of him in 30-60 minutes.

Nate said...

Pack him in dry ice and ship him to his folks.

(The dry ice is so that he doesn't stink up the cargo plane on the way)

gsebes said...

Drop him off at HIS mosque...

Anonymous said...

face down in an unmarked grave, wrapped in a pigskin with a pound of bacon up his rectum.

Fred Jameson

Anonymous said...

Pack him in a box of Chitlins, put a pork chop in his mouth and I will help pay to send him home to his mama.

Anonymous said...

Feed him to the pigs? Are you crazy? I could never eat bacon again!

Freddie Sykes

PS Make sure that they pay for shipping up front before sending him any place.

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