Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Learning: Boy from Girl

Res Ipsa Loquitur
I Work At a Public Library

Res Ipsa Loquitor
Lip, Expecting

A man asked to speak with the person in charge.

Me: “How can I help you, sir?”

Man: “I’m a taxpayer and your door is broken and all of my money is going right out the door with the air conditioning!”

Me [pleasantly]: “Oh my! Let’s go take a look.” [walks to vestibule, adjusts button on automatic door]. “There we go. All better. It looks like someone bumped into it maybe.”

Man: “Ah, you fixed it?”

Me: “Yep.”

Man: “Well, I’m glad I said something. Most people wouldn’t say anything, you know. I was going to write to my congressman if you gave me any lip, but you are very nice.”

Me: “Yes! Thanks. Bye!”  [I Work At a Public Library]


Emil Nytraht said...

Sooo, elephant piss IS yellow....Wow...I never knew.
I see a kinship here.

Anonymous said...

A true anachronism.

Skoonj said...

A rhino is a retromingent.

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