Sunday, February 17, 2013

she a crip!

Asusna's Crappy Valentine's Day

SNL Pulls Hagel Skit

SNL Pulled Hagel Segment

Saturday Night Live - Dress Rehearsal C-Span Chuck Hagel Hearings

It's been the mission of SNL to carry water for, and put out fires that threaten the democrat party by parodying their enemies.  The Jewish anti-defamation league protested this parody of  confirmation hearings for the despicable former senator Chuck Hagel (R NE).  The segment was not aired.  Perhaps because it was stupid, and awkwardly done.  Perhaps because Jewish money is very important to the democrat party. Perhaps because the dufus  playing Lindsey Graham made Lindsey Graham look so damned smart.

Obama Taunts Republicans

Obama’s Threat of Climate Change Executive Order Taunts Republicans
"Some congressional Republicans continue to privately discuss the idea of impeaching the President were he to continue bypassing Congress and ignoring the constitutional limitations on his authority."
Res Ipsa Loquitor
  • Some?
  • Privately?
  • "...were he to continue? "

Oh My

It's called a wee-wee

When Democrats are in charge                                               

NSFW But Safe For Your Childrens

Billed as "Actual footage from a sex-ed video shown to kids"  Ten years ago I'd have dismissed that claim outright. Today, I believe it.

Thomas Jefferson Smith

Fresh and Wholesome

Norman Rockwell Call Your Office

After that last, I needed this

Such a Deal For YOU!

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We've all heard about the free Obama phones.  A friend was recently looking for a part-time work and found this listing on Craig's List

Thank You for responding to our ad. Let us reassure you that if you are looking for an exciting opportunity you have found it here. We are a major telecommunications provider who has been tasked with the distribution of the FREE LIFELINE government cell phone program.

What is it?
This is a federally funded program that gives people a FREE cell phone and 250 minutes of talk/1000 texts a month, free too. The customer does not pay anything for the phone or the minutes program. You would sign up these individuals using an Android cell phone or tablet as well as an iPad and receive a commission on qualified applicants. The sign-up process takes about 3-4 minutes for each application.

Wow, a salesman's dream!  You get a commission for convincing people to accept a free government cell phone and minutes.  And guess what?  I'll bet a box of Krispy Kreme that half of them will  fuck it up, get fired, and wind up collecting  unemployment benefits.  Is this a great country under Obama, or what?

Marc Miller

Obama- I'm in charge here

Hitler's Mustache               

Obama Gives Himself Control of all Communication Systems in America
Stroke of the pen, law of the land

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President Obama released his latest Executive Order on Friday, July 6, a 2,205-word statement offered as the “Assignment of National Security and Emergency Preparedness Communications Functions.” And although the president chose not to commemorate the signing with much fanfare, the powers he provides to himself and the federal government under the latest order are among the most far-reaching yet of any of his executive decisions.

Little difference, really, from John Kerry awarding himself three Purple Hearts, a Bronze Star, and Silver Star for heroism.  Or anything Mr. Schickelgruber did.  When truth no longer matters this lot will do anything, willy-nilly.

Rebranding the GOP

Rebranding Cream of Mucous

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Debate Republican ‘rebrand’

I saw this Friday, on Drudge—clicked the link. I didn't like the "rebrand" language, it connotes putting a "ALL NEW FORMULA" blurb a bottle of Cream of Mucous. Still, it got off to something of a good start—

It was described as part of an effort to regroup after President Barack Obama’s re-election and Republicans’ failure to win back the majority in the Senate, a fact that many in Washington blame on the poor quality of some Republican candidates.

"Poor quality of some Republican candidates" pretty much covers 100% of the baby RINO the GOP are so fond of.  They've consistently battled true conservatives who emerge, and that included Ronald Reagan!  Lately only Teaparty-Sarah Palin muscle have produced gains.  So yes, if "rebrand" is code for firing every one in the GOP engine room, Hurrah.  But does it?

More big money donors are calling for Republicans to shift the party’s stance on immigration to appeal to more Latino voters and soften their rhetoric on social issues like abortion.

Nope.  More
Cream of Mucous.  More diarrhea. More twatttage.