scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Friday, July 18, 2014
Deep Thoughts
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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6 comments:
- Jess said...
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I had to read it three times to finish. The part about the oil change made me realize I didn't have a spare filter, and probably should get another few quarts of oil...the air filter is good, but I know my truck will be going to the shop for some ac work.
I need to check my tread wear. - 7/18/14, 11:52 AM
- Rodger the Real King of France said...
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10!
- 7/18/14, 12:18 PM
- LivingFossil said...
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Oh, yeah, that reminds me.......
- 7/18/14, 1:31 PM
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Here's a tip for women: subjecting an ongoing relationship to a close (even forensic) examination will have the same effect on the relationship as vivisection does on a human being.
I'm wasting my time, of course, because women will always do that regardless of the consequences.
Kim - 7/18/14, 1:53 PM
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I remember when I finally got this Man/Woman difference through my thick head.
Whadda relief!!!
Yesterday, hung some drapes with The Mister and Lovely Daughter. Good thing we share a weird sense of humor; laffing at the difference between The Girl Way [hold it up and try it out at each stage to see if it works, change your mind ...erm, I mean *re-design* at every stage] and The Guy Way [decide once and forever How It Will Be, measure, figure, put it up all at once, never look back]
Men: gotta love 'em...
e~C - 7/18/14, 2:14 PM
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Ding. Years ago, I dated a young lady and eventually we mutually determined we weren't going anywhere, wrong point in both our lives at that moment, and went our separate ways. A few years later I was out of school and gainfully employed, and ran into one of this woman's girlfriends who asked, what are you doing these days, and so I whupped out a business card in explanation and that was that.
Or, so I thought.
That evening, I get a call from the old flame who said how nice it was that I wanted to hear from her again. What? "Oh, yes, you gave your business card to my girlfriend and we couldn't imagine why you would do such a thing if you didn't want to hear from me again."
Let's just say, from that point on, the conversation did not go satisfactorily from either party's point of view and eventually the legitimacy of my birth and various other shortcomings were discussed (that is to say, shouted) at length. Ah well, you can't please everybody. But whatever in the hell it was those two were thinking has been a mystery to me for years, throughout many, many oil changes and clunky transmissionssince.
Sir H the Comet - 7/18/14, 9:01 PM