"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Wednesday, September 24, 2014
'cause it's funny
neither Obama nor the Secret Service has issued any statement that the
knife-wielding intruder was not part of an evil plot by Joe Biden to
take over the presidency. If you know when to read between the lines,
we think that says a lot.
Secret Service is in some not-too-secret trouble following an incident
Friday in which a man with a knife climbed over the White House fence,
ran 70 yards across the lawn, and then entered the White House through
an unlocked front door.
Fortunately, and entirely unsurprisingly, neither the president nor his
family were in the White House at the time, having left for a weekend
retreat at Camp David. Not that one man with a knife could really do
much damage anyway without access to ISIS's YouTube account.
Still, this breach of security raises some troubling questions. For
instance, why didn't the Secret Service react immediately, why didn't
the White House snipers shoot the intruder, why weren't the trained
guard dogs released, and is it too freaking much to ask Barry to lock
the damn front door to OUR house when he sneaks off for more golf?!
Subsequently, the president has expressed "full confidence" in the
Secret Service. Then again he also had "full confidence" that Assad
wouldn't use chemical weapons, that Iran would stop trying to build
nukes, that Putin would leave Ukraine alone, and that Al-Qaeda was "on
Interestingly, neither Obama nor the Secret Service has issued any
statement that the knife-wielding intruder was not part of an evil plot
by Joe Biden to take over the presidency. If you know when to read
between the lines, we think that says a lot.
The intruder, Omar Gonzalez, has now been given medical care, hot
meals, counseling, comfortable lodging, a Swedish massage,
aromatherapy, a full complement of welfare services .... [Stilton