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            Thursday, October 23, 2014

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I can find reasons to excuse the author of the shopping list, but there are none to excuse the cretin in the roll-over.  I'm embarrassed for us as a nation,  as I am for having elected this current government. Twice.

The "Caveman" guy titled this collection; "You Might Need To Take A Shower After Viewing These Pictures: People Of Walmart."  Now, I don't generally cotton to the Walmart  People meme, primarily because I despise the the left and their union thugs who are in the business of attacking Walmart and customers because the company won't roll over for them.    But, in this case, OMFG.  I need a shower.

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"The MSM Rule of Inverse Electoral Correlation:
The closer the presidential race gets, the louder the MSM declares that it’s over. And all this comes even as Clinton has had a terrible week—arguably her worst week ever, as the billowing smoke of financial scandal clouds herself and her family."

The attendant at the self-checkout machine at the Navy Commissary saw my shopping list on the scales after I'd put all my bags in the cart to leave.

As she was bringing it to me, she read it and was confused by my habit of abbreviating items. The list went something like this:


"What is this, some kind of code?" she asked.

At the speed-line register was a Filipina lady I happen to know, so I showed it to her, and she explained it to the other woman:

baw = garlic (bawang)
kam = kamatis (tomato)
sib = sibuyas (onions)
gat = gatas (milk)
itl = itlog (egg)
tsok = tsokolat (chocolate, for cookies)
tinap = tinapay (bread)
mais = mais (corn)
gis = gisantes (peas)
big = bigas (rice)
but = buto (bones, for the dogs)

and so on. I mean, c'mon, EVERYbody knows that, right?

Guess the woman just didn't expect this blue-eyed, fair-skinned ol' Midwest farm boy to think thataway.

The list is for the wedding reception dinner for the vulgar fat girl who has been wading in manure. Never tried cedar cheese.
Cedar cheese is the new high fiber cheese. Moochelle is pushing it for school kids.

The fat lady with the "F..M.. tat is desperately begging.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
RO: Careful what ya ask for...
Life is listening.

I wonder if she even knows she didn't get the tattoos she asked for?
At first I was prepared to ridicule the list maker but after a little thought, I actually find the list charming. While not the most literate, orderly, concise or healthy shopping list, the guy is still putting a lot thought into what his family needs and likes. I give him a total pass. Write on, friend, write on.
#23 is Jeb Bush!!!

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