Wednesday, October 08, 2014

The Vaginal O

            Techno Thrills
                              TODAY'S BIG DRUDGE HEADLINE

For years, women have often declared they can either orgasm through sex or foreplay.
But new research suggests we may all have been wrong.

For there is no such thing as a vaginal orgasm, a clitoral orgasm or even a G-spot, new research claims.

[Full Scientific Report!]

The vaginal orgasm does exist for men!
Yes, it's pretty straight forward for men.  No gangling apparatus to worry about, just a single piston.  Plus, it runs on damned near anything, and takes, on average, just 5 seconds to bring a satisfying result, as this MRI video of the male orgasm shows.  (Developed by the Barn Army Dept. of Rest and Recreation)

You're welcome


Steve in Greensboro said...

I think the scientists might not be doing it right.

Anonymous said...

Nah, I always thought that the G-spot was an invention of Cosmo magazine, and the vaginal orgasm an invention of feminists.

Anonymous said...

The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so fucking temperamental.

Randy Rager said...

If Tim hasn't taken the Quote Of The Ding Dong Day for today, he damned well should have.

poletax said...

I mentioned this study to a few drinking buddies.
100% said, "Who cares?"


Leonard Jones said...

As a horny teenager back in the 70s, I was up on all the
scientific literature of the time. Back then, the consensus
was that the Clitoris was responsible for the female
orgasm. This idea was not new. All the way back to ancient
times, this was known. In the pre-Muslim Middle East,
Female Genital Mutilation was done to rob women of any
sense of pleasure in the act.

Some dork comes along with the idea of a mythical "G" Spot
and erases 5,000 years of knowledge. How in the hell
does this happen?

sleeping giant said...


Where was bacon?

I didn't see bacon!

I want bacon!!!

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