Friday, December 26, 2014

Fauxahontas for what?





Granted, the American electorate has been significantly dumbed down over the past few decades — think Barack Obama and Deval Patrick. But is the country really so far gone that it would turn to a plagiarizing fake Indian who thinks western Mass. has a seacoast and that Jeanne Shaheen is from Vermont?

Er, yes.

She’s appalled by the influence of big money in politics, this woman who raised more than $30 million for her first race for political office. In 2012, she was asked by an interviewer about the propriety of such scathing attacks considering she’s a former employee of the asbestos industry who had millions in her own portfolio. To which she replied, I don’t own stocks. I have mutual funds.
So by now you know about this boomlet for the former one-32nd Native American who now claims to be Okie down to her toes. Hundreds of Obama aides (enough said) are swooning over her. Some of the moonbat groups have posted Internet videos of her greatest hits, ripping Wall Street for its “greed.”

The radical Muslim congressman Keith Ellison has endorsed her. U.S. Rep. Mike Capuano, who has told his pinky-ring union thugs allies to get “a little bloody when necessary” (is that hate speech?) would like to see her in the fight. Some trustafarians called Democracy for America are spending $250,000 to “draft” Fauxahontas.

She’s appalled by the influence of big money in politics, this woman who raised more than $30 million for her first race for political office. In 2012, she was asked by an interviewer about the propriety of such scathing attacks considering she’s a former employee of the asbestos industry who had millions in her own portfolio.

To which she replied, I don’t own stocks. I have mutual funds.

Of course lying is par for the course for politicians. Remember Barack Obama’s conflicting statements about whether he was born in Kenya or Hawaii?

But Barry was just trying to up the advance for the narcissistic “autobiography” Bill Ayers wrote for him. When Elizabeth Squawarren lied about her ethnic heritage, she deprived a real Indian of a tenured Ivy League professorship — twice.

When this is pointed out to her moonbat supporters, they get all huffy: “What are you — a racist?” You see, she’s one of the Beautiful People, like Obama. Nothing to see here, comrades. Move along.

Back in 2011, all the cool kids thought the Occupy movement was The Next Big Thing. This was before the ODs and the murders.

Long before Eric Garner, everyone who walked by one of those stinky Occupy encampments said the same thing: “I can’t breathe!”

This was Granny Warren’s quote when Occupy was starting:

“I created much of the intellectual foundation for what they do.”

But then when everyone realized that they were just basement-dwelling drug-addicted illiterate community college dropouts, Liewatha once again tried to rewrite her own personal history:

“They made it seem as if I were trying to take credit for a protest I wasn’t even part of.”

But she gets away with it. Being PC means never having to say you’re sorry.

The Obama aides said she’s the one to take on “rising inequality.” Oh sure, someone who got a loan from Harvard to buy her mansion, who made $350,000 a year to teach one course at Harvard Law. She’s such an elitist she tells her supporters to talk up their friends as they stand in line “at the cheese shop.”

Ted Cruz threatens to shut down the government and he’s the devil incarnate, the reincarnation, right down to the jowly cheeks, of Joe McCarthy. Elizabeth Warren, who was white before she was Cherokee before she was white, makes the same threat and the moonbats swoon.

The other day, outside a protest in Manhattan outside a Citigroup office, someone was carrying a sign that said, “I’m from the Elizabeth Warren wing of the Democratic party.”

Surely he meant to say he was from the fake Indian wing of the unhinged lunatic fringe that has become what was once the party of, well, not Elizabeth Warren.

Listen to Howie weekdays on WMEX AM 1510 and WCRN AM 830.

I mean, wtf?  Earlier I posited that perhaps she gets the nod because Dems know 2016 is lost, and will douche themselves, so to speak, by running her.    But, my God; have they no rhetorical shame at all?  My dream ticket then would actually be Biden-Warren.  Think of the fun. 

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I used to have some business cards that read "SIDNEY'S WELDING & SEAFOOD" ; ) > SMIBSID

Rodger the Real King of France said...

I just saw this from the Lowell Sun

Memo to Elizabeth Warren: Liz, Massachusetts politicians do not get elected president. Not Ted Kennedy, not Mike Dukakis, not Paul Tsongas, not John Kerry, not Mitt Romney and now, not you. But, hey, don't let that stop you from running. After eight dreadful years of Barack Obama the country could use a diversion, if not a few laughs. So go for it. And like former U.S. Sen. John Kerry, who went down in flames in 2004 when President George Bush defeated him, you do not have to give up your Senate seat to make the run...

Anonymous said...

She is claiming to have created the intellectual foundation for what the Occupiers do?
One: First one has to have an intellectual foundation them selves in order to create one.
Two: The Occupiers have no intellect, no intelligence, no foundation, and certainly no basic standard of cleanliness. They are nothing more than a pack of ragtag bums with nothing to do except bother intellectual, intelligent, hard working people.
Three: Elizabeth Warren, by her own admission, is qualified for one thing _ to be an Occupier. But that is the ONLY thing she is qualified for. She damn sure isn't qualified to be President, except she does meet the age requirement. Other than that, she is less qualified to be President than The Ayatollah Obama was in 2008. And that is saying something, isn't it.

Tom Smith said...

Al Gore with tits

Anonymous said...

"Earlier I posited that perhaps she gets the nod because Dems know 2016 is lost, and will douche themselves, so to speak, by running her."

WRONG.

She will WIN because the GOP will run another 1) RINO or 2) TROJAN HORSE.

And whether it is in the category of
1) RINO - Jeb Bush, Chris Christie, etc etc ANY Dem-Lite...
or
2) TROJAN HORSE - Rubio, or ANY pro-Amnesty puppet...

THE GOP WILL NOT GET MY VOTE.
I refuse to ENABLE this nonsense any longer.


And hence, Warren will win.
And the GOP will die.

Anonymous said...

I don't know anyone who will vote Republican in 2016 after the crap speaker Boner and Mitch McCornhole have pulled. Get used to democrap leadership 'cause the GOP has signed its death warrant.
wildbill

Anonymous said...

Thank you Tom Smith. That's the best laugh I've had in days!
Tim

P.S. I'll prolly steal it.

Anonymous said...

I don't see any tits there?

Casca

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