Tuesday, December 02, 2014

Want your vagina to smell like a ripe peach?

A FAMOUS bikini waxing salon that perfects the pubes of stars including Cameron Diaz and Naomi Campbell is now offering its customers VAGINA FACIALS. 

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I am not making this up.  HeyI was following Drudge's "Did Madonna break the internet" link, and there it was as an "also."  Sheesh. I wonder of Obama knows about this?


Rodger the Real King of France said...

"... the sisters are also launching Couture, which is a colour and shaping treatment for pubic hair."

Anonymous said...

Ill just get a merkin.

Jess said...

That's a real stout handle on the vagina trainer. I'm guessing it's needed for when it gets too aggressive and extra leverage is necessary.

Anonymous said...

I suspect the third one is not an indication the girls don't know where it is and what it's for, but a symptom of the general illiteracy that is endemic in millenials. After all, 'vagina' has more than one syllable and is not yet featured in a song or American idol.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Anonymous said...

Strictly as a community service, I'll assist any young lady with a "guided tour" in search of their vagina.

{kinda guy I am}


Kim du Toit said...

Sheesh... what's now a "service" was what I was arrested for. And I SWEAR she looked 15.

Skoonj said...

Raja, is that named for Randy Couture? It sounds like it could be insulting to our Vagino-American friends.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

"colour and shaping treatment for pubic hair" gives me visions of the late Jim Trafficant.

pdwalker said...

Vaginas, the original point and click (or is that dick?) interface.

Unknown said...

Is this like the old joke about the gal (or guy) who was so ignorant about sex, she thought a vulva was a Swedish car?

Anonymous said...

The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self lubricating. It takes any size piston. Once started, it can develop awesome energy. And it changes its own oil every four weeks. It is only a pity that the management system is so f*cking temperamental.

Anonymous said...

Tim wins...case closed

~sleeping giant~

Anonymous said...

I believe the external manifestation of the female genitalia is the vulva, not the vagina. Why is this mis-identification getting perpetuated?

Unknown said...

Technically, of course, you are correct. However, in common usage the term "vagina" has come to encompass the pudendum.

So, just how technically correct do you want to be?
As Terry Southern and Mason Hoffenberg (writing together as "Maxwell Canton") did, just call it a "honeypot".

By the way, do you know the difference between p*ssy and parsley? Nobody actually eats parsley!

drew458 said...

Re: personal vag trainer

£149 for a beginner's toy?
Phooey. Spend less, get more:


(love the beer bottle scene)


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