Dear Mr. Schultz:
Thank you for
writing to me about President Obama's policies. It's good to hear
from you.
We face many
challenges as a nation and I think it is important that we work
together to find common sense solutions. Please know that my goal
is to meet the day to day needs of Marylanders and the long-term needs
of our nation. While we may not agree on all issues you have a
right to be heard and to be represented.
However, I
object to you calling me and my congressional colleagues "a pack of vacuous, vomitrocious smegging
bum-wipes." Further more, I am quite sure that Abraham
Lincoln never, as you inferred, questioned someone's mental acuity as
being ".. as thin as the homeopathic
soup that was made by boiling the shadow of a pigeon that had been
starved to death.
Since I must
be concerned about the state of your mind, I will ask the Maryland Tax
Division, and the Internal Revenue Serice to look into measures to help
bring you back into the herd, so to speak.
