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Attorney General Eric Holder said the only person who could play him in a movie is Denzel Washington. Do you know who I think should play Holder? Oprah's boyfriend, Stedman. Politicians are really getting desperate. In fact, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid sent out a final fundraising email to Democrats with the subject line, “I'm begging.” Because what better way to show you're a strong leader than acting like you're drunk and dialing your ex? Today is the midterm elections. The Washington Post is predicting that there's a 98 percent chance of the Republicans taking the Senate and The New York Times says there's a 75 percent chance. And CNN said, “Wait, that’s today?” During a speech on Sunday, President Obama said to the crowd, “We've got to vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote.” This went on for an hour until someone finally fixed his teleprompter. -- Jimmy Fallon |
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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Monday, November 10, 2014
Michelle's Fried Chicken
Rodger the Real King of France
11/10/2014 12:25:00 PM
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PAELLA WITH PASTA (Fideuà)
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Rodger the Real King of France
11/10/2014 11:43:00 AM
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The Flipside with Michael Loftus
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Rodger the Real King of France
11/10/2014 10:23:00 AM
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Funny Stuff
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Democrat's Civil War
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Rodger the Real King of France
11/10/2014 08:34:00 AM
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