Friday, January 02, 2015

He was wearing a training bra too.

       The Rest of the Oldentimey Story.

What your grandparents expected would follow

An American Airlines passenger was hauled off a plane at La Guardia Airport after throwing a tantrum because the airline staff wished him a "Merry Christmas."

According to a report from the New York Post, this particular Grinch was waiting to board American Airlines Flight 1140 to Dallas on Tuesday. When a gate agent greeting everyone the same way told him "Merry Christmas", he responded "You shouldn't say that because not everyone celebrates Christmas."

"Well, what should I say then?" the agent reportedly replied.

"Don't say, 'Merry Christmas!'" the man retorted, now shouting, before walking past her onto the boarding ramp.

Many in the boarding queue heard the exchange.  Acting as one they pounced on the man and tore his trousers off, exposing pink "Hello Kitty" panties   Humiliated,  the man drank the bottle of hemlock offered by an elderly woman and expired while the crowd sang Joy To the World.


Anonymous said...

I like your version better. It has a happy ending. Like Thelma and Louise!

DougM said...

• "Good morning!"
Hey! You shouldn't say that! It's not morning everywhere in the World.

• Besides, we all know that the proper response is:
"Bah! Humbug!"

pdwalker said...

Just another battle in the war against Christianity.

That man was in desperate need of a good wedgie.

Anonymous said...

""You shouldn't say that because not everyone celebrates Christmas."

By that logykkk, the only thing anyone can say to anyone else would concern ...pooping. Cuz that is the only thing "everyone" has in common.

Nice world you want, there, Capt. Crankypants McBuzzkill.


Helly said...

I know I'm spoiling history for you like this, but Democrats have always been nasty. Even a hundred years ago.

This may seem weird, because we're used to having mouthy malcontents everywhere these days. But in olden times, Democrats simply weren't allowed in nice places or tolerated in polite company. For example, since nobody would let them indoors, the KKK had to plan outdoor activities.

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