Wednesday, January 07, 2015

Islamo Terrorists




Islamos
The punishment for riding on the same bike as a boy
  







WASHINGTON—Following the publication of the image above, in which the most cherished figures from multiple religious faiths were depicted engaging in a lascivious sex act of considerable depravity, no one was murdered, beaten, or had their lives threatened, sources reported Thursday. The image of the Hebrew prophet Moses high-fiving Jesus Christ as both are having their erect penises vigorously masturbated by Ganesha, all while the Hindu deity anally penetrates Buddha with his fist, reportedly went online at 6:45 p.m. EDT, after which not a single bomb threat was made against the organization responsible, nor did the person who created the cartoon go home fearing for his life in any way. Though some members of the Jewish, Christian, Hindu, and Buddhist faiths were reportedly offended by the image, sources confirmed that upon seeing it, they simply shook their heads, rolled their eyes, and continued on with their day. 
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6 comments:

USMC2841 said...

The world will continue to clean up the crap off the carpet without smacking the terrorist dogs across the nose with a newspaper.

Stu Tarlowe said...

Ah, but any moment now American Muslims will stand up and make their voices heard as they speak out in condemnation and repudiation of such acts, just as they always do…

DougM said...

So,
Mohamed didn't get into Paradise after all?

Anonymous said...

We can only hope that "smacking across the nose with a newspaper" is merely a metaphor for dropping nukes on Mecca, Medina and several other cancerous rats' nests.

Ann Hedonia & Sam Paku

Steve in Greensboro said...

Note the scare quotes around the word 'terrorist' in the MSN headline.

As if only we troglodytes are so unsophisticated as to call these people by their true name.

Anonymous said...

... the image above, in which the most cherished figures from multiple religious faiths were depicted engaging in a lascivious sex act...

is from The Onion
http://www.theonion.com/articles/no-one-murdered-because-of-this-image,29553/

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