Wednesday, January 07, 2015

The Sneeze

God Bless You

My wife doesn't know who Dane Cook is.  I shield her that way.  But she walked in today while I was listening to  his "An athiest sneezed and I said "God Bless You" routine.   I was in tears.  I told her she had to listen to just this bit; that Cook is far too profane for her, but this was too precious, and  fairly clean for him.  Trust me.  Here it is.

She laughed and made noises the whole time.


Anonymous said...

"God bless you!"

"Uh, that's not appropriate. I'm an atheist."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I should have said 'Go fuck yourself'!"

Phil N. LeBlanc

P.S. Naw, I still got it wrong. "Go fuck yourself" is what you say when a Muslim sneezes. Or even when a Muslim doesn't sneeze.

Murphy(AZ) said...

"Print the Bible on him!"

Proof that God has a sense of Humor!

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