Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Obama: The Prophet's Peg Boy


Not a day goes by that I don’t see an attack on Jesus, or His followers – Christians, for those of you in Rio Linda – on twitter, a liberal blog, a libertarian thought leader, any random drawing from a hat of MSNBC personalities, or in print/online newspapers. The attacks vary anywhere between snide remarks, insistence Jesus didn’t exist, insistence He was a closeted homosexual, claims He knocked up Mary Magdalene, and on and on and on.

The implication is clear, if you believe your precious sky fairy had a son and he is your god, then you are clearly not to be taken seriously. You belong to on oppressive cult that wants to hang gays and enslave minority. Also, SCIENCE. BOOM!!

But then, a group of people yelling Allahu Akbar murder someone and the script changes tone and direction to absolutely no one’s surprise.

* I honestly don’t know if Newsweek is operating at a level at which it would actually require anything more than a P.O. Box to receive the invoice bills for putting the rag to print. That said, I didn’t check the Souther Poverty Law Center for their address. I mean, I am sure they are listed as a hate group, right?
The Prophet, who once bested not only a lion but the 40 midget wrestlers who were fighting it – all while teaching subhuman white people algebra, mind you – must not be associated with such extremism done in his name. After all, not only did he create the idea of Democracy itself, he founded to only true religion on peace.

At least that seems to be how this shtick goes. Easter and Christmas, two of the holiest days in Christianity, are a great time to slander all of Christianity and openly mock the core of our beliefs, but it would be an act of unforgivable cultural insensitivity to note that the guys who just massacred a bunch of cartoon artists did so in the name of The Prophet Muḥammad.

In response to this offense to God, Christ, Christianity as a whole, and myself, I have decided not to shoot up people like Jim Clancy of CNN who attempted to blame the Jooooooooooos!! for the attack on Charlie Hebdo. No, I haven’t activated the forces of Christendom to lay siege upon the offices of Newsweek for claiming that Jesus is a myth.* Heck, I haven’t even bothered to yell loudly while shaking my fist at the sky.

Nope, instead, like your average extremist cult member, I drew a picture that properly explains the complicated details of the media’s selective bigotry and the absolute absurdity of the same. Honestly, it is simply enough that even your average liberal is capable of agreeing with it. Well, after they are done being outraged by it. [Red State's Aaron Gardner]

We're at the point in my very humble opinion where the dialectic must turn to the State's war on Christianity, which in the USA is tantamount to war on religion.  So I will be doing that with renewed vigor (e.g. Obama to Catholic Church: Treat Divorced People and Gays Differently Or Else)


DougM said...

The priests of State Worship (Progs and other collectivists) are trying to crush the heresies of Judeo-Christianity (yeah, and Climate Skepticism).
They allow the rampages by a competing totalitarian theocracy, Islam, as "enemies of my enemy (i.e. freedom)," believing that once freedom dies, they can either crush Islamism or co-exist with it.
The wars between "religions" have returned. After all, most of the historical religious wars were mainly about who got to be King.
In the US, religion is personal. It is an exercise of personal liberty. It is none of the gov't's damn business! Those who think it is are seditionists.

Anonymous said...

The Islamo-nazis have been spreading bullshit about Christ and Christians, and of course, the Jews, for so long that they have way too many idiots believing it. And Mullah Obama and his sock puppet, SecState Kerry-Heinz (or Heinz-Kerry?) are the U.S.'s most notable believers. To these two jerk-offs, the real terrorist are not the ISIS gang of butchers, nor Iran or alQaida, but rather Christians, Israel, and Jews (Israeli and American).

BTW, I used to refer to Obama as "Ayatollah", but have decided that he isn't worth the lofty title, so I've gone to calling him "Mullah Obama", as step or two down from "Ayatollah", and because Obama is anything but a true leader. He is more of a true back bencher REMF (emphasis on the MF).


Tom Smith said...

Growing up I heard about the future persecutions of "us" Christians and thought that meant overseas and more like killing. Didn't think it would happen here in the form of forcing a debasing our beliefs at the threat of economic destruction.

So I was wondering if flash mobs of hymn singing and communion in gay bars and book stores would be protected.

Anonymous said...

Neil Boortz used to say, 'With the way things are going, America can only reach true diversity when our money reads "In Allah We Trust". But here's the diversity part: you'll be able to use that same money to buy a nice, juicy PORK sandwich on most any street corner.'

Anonymous said...

Scottiebill, "REMF" is a great term for Obozo and his style of "leadership"!

And the "MF" part of it goes w/o saying. I would bet you, though, that in his and Moochelle's private conversations with friends, the MF word is uttered frequently and gleefully; after all, its use (like their taste for Gangsta Rap) reinforces their "cultural authenticity". "Jus' keepin' in real, My Homies…"

Moo-lin-yan Nabo-li-don

Anonymous said...

"Jus' keepin' it real…"

(I gotta start using the "Preview" feature.)

Moo-lin-yan Nabo-li-don

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