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            Wednesday, March 11, 2015


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Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack Obama meets a man with a beard. "Are you Mohammed?" he asks. "No, My Son, I am St. Peter; Mohammed is higher up." Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, ascends up through the clouds and comes into a room where he meets another bearded man. He asks again, "Are you Mohammed?" "Why, No", the man answers, "I am Moses; Mohammed is higher still."

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy,  he climbs the ladder yet again, he discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man with a beard. Full of hope, he asks again, "Are you Mohammed?" "No, I am Jesus, the Christ...you will find Mohammed higher up."

Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man, oh Man! Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher. Once again, he reaches an even larger room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white beard, and once again repeats his question:

"Are you Mohammed?" he gasps, as he is by now totally out of breath from all his climbing.

"No, My Son.... I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega. But you look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee?"
Obama says, “Yes, please”! God looks behind him, claps his hands and yells out:

"Hey Mohammed - two coffees!"

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Writing in Righteous Indignation, Breitbart noted that, “the left doesn’t win its battles in debate. It doesn’t have to. In the 21st century, media is everything. The left wins because it controls the narrative. The narrative is controlled by the media. The left is the media and narrative is everything.”
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Once Obama got there ol' mo would probably be able to take a break...
 
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Obama in Heaven?
C'monnn, Rodge!
 
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Doug beat me to it. Joke goes all wrong the first sentence.
 
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Agree with DougM and Chris, all wrong, unlikely heaven has border security problems like captain 0 has.

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