"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Saturday, March 07, 2015
So these two dogs ..
owner of a female dog who was "in heat" agreed to look after her
neighbor's male dog while they were on vacation.
She had a large house and believed that she would be keep the two dogs
Predictably, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling
and moaning sounds downstairs. She rushed downstairs and found
dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage.
Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, despite
the late hour she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.
Having explained the problem to him, the vet said, "Hang up the phone
and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the
noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will
be able to withdraw."