"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
A Pirate with a paper towel hat walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What the deal with the paper towels on your head?" The Pirate responds "Arrrr, I have a Bounty on me head!" Tim
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuffed down his trousers. The bartender asks, "What's the deal with the steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate responds, "Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"
made me laugh!
To Orr is Canadian.To Urr is Chaldean.To Irr is, uh … left to the reader.
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