Monday, August 17, 2015

A movie with some Teeth


cinema à la carte                                 

'If only I had teeth down there, ...'

AWK! NSFW Rollover

Was perusing Yideo yesterday and came across that summation for "Teeth."  Of course I was compelled to check it out ( Neflix).  Yes, it's as bad a movie as you'd expect.  In fact, so bad that had it been filmed in B&W,  one could easily believe it was a  companion to 1950's  Reefer Madness; acting and scripting are dead on. 

We had a house full of company however, and host obligations forced me to tear myself away after 26 minutes (I only wanted to see the roll-over part anyway).  But, what a stitch!  Since Teeth was made in 2007, I think it quite possible that Dr. Sonnet Ehlers was the movie's inspiration, and that she herself was inspired by Lorena Bobbit.  The movie captures Feminazi thought beautifully, so I suspect whatever box office success Teeth  enjoyed was 90% was their doing.

Finally, and this is very unkind, but  "I wouldn't f*** Dawn with your d***" ran constant through my mind, so I never could see myself as the victim, and hence was not really able to internalize any threat. Your mileage may differ.


Juice said...

Feminist's wet dreams. yes, exactly what I wrote.

USMC2841 said...

With gums like that how can they have teeth?

Studley Hungwell said...

wasn't there a one-liner on Ally McBeal (1997-2002) years ago where Elaine Vassal (played by Jane Krakowski) said to Ally McBeal (Calista Flockhart) about Ling Woo (Lucy Liu) that her gynocologist had pulled the wrong tooth?

Skoonj said...

I remember Lorena's victim, John W. Bobbit. He was hired by Dennis Hof to work at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch, near Carson City, Nv. It was and is a legal brothel. I drove up to the MBR in early 1998. I watched from the front gate, and recognized him from his photos. He was there to greet customers, and call the ladies to a lineup so the customers could choose one. I decided not to go in after I saw him. Guess I wasn't in the mood after I saw him.

Anonymous said...

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Stu Tarlowe said...

Skoonj, ya gotta be a little more sympathetic to poor John Wayne Bobbit. After all, the guy was beside himself after that unfortunate incident!

Didja know that he recovered his severed unit and put it in the pocket of his jacket and drove himself to the hospital? And d'ya know what it said on the pocket of that jacket? "Members Only"!

And didja know that both John and Lorena have been signed as technical advisors for the movie about the amputation and the surgical reattachment. But they're arguing over the title of the flick. John thinks it should be called "The Return of the Magnificent Seven"; Lorena thinks it should be called "Pee Wee's Big Adventure".

And, speaking of Pee Wee, John Bobbit is now being advised by Pee Wee Herman; Pee Wee is teaching him how to hold on to his d***!

BTW, Lorena was involved in a fender-bender the other day; some d*** cut her off!

Antiquary8 said...

About a week ago, the Jerusalem Post Online reported that Israel had their second electricity rate reduction this year, a total of a 16% reduction. The reason: they have been converting to burn coal.

Skoonj said...

Pee Wee Herman? Oh. First one I thought of is Pee Wee Reese.

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