Thursday, August 20, 2015

So this guy walks into a bookstore ...

Res Ipsa Loquitur

I was walking through the mall and I saw that there was a “Islamic Book

 Store.” I was wondering what exactly was in an Islamic bookstore so I went in. As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me.

I imagine I didn’t look like his normal clientèle, so I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump’s book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?”

The clerk said, “F*** off, get out and stay out!”

I said, “Yes, that’s the one! Do you have it in paperback?”

Stu Tarlowe


DougM said...

Glad I wasn't wearin' a good shirt.
Dang coffee stains ain't gonna come out.
Thanks, Rodge.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Me Too! I had a nose bubble.

HMS Defiant said...


Helly said...

Thanks, Rodge. I got huge laughs with this today. Of course everybody is used to my clean jokes, so this kinda tipped the cart.

Anonymous said...

My friends and I have searched high and low for this tome, but to no avail!!! It's as if it didn't exist, and we all want copies!!! Can you send some to Australia post-haste?! Dis.

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