"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Obviously a low information voter and a liberal Democrat!
Uhhh, no, a vasectomy has nothing to do with your wife getting pregnant. What's rough is when you have a vasectomy and find out that your wife is still on the pill.That being said, it's still the best money I ever spent.
I strongly suspect the original tweet was written sarcastically.
A redneck went to the hospital, as his wife was having a baby. Upon arriving, he sat down as the nurse said to him, “Congratulations, your wife has had twins, two big baby boys."The redneck said, "Well, I'm not surprised. I have a dick on me like a f*cking chimney."The nurse replied, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned. They’re both black.Tim
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