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            Monday, December 28, 2015


  Tails of the Gun
Attention you-know-who
 


the good mother & a screeching bitch
My mom                                              Ill-informed screeching bitch

I THINK I HAVE A LAZY GUN
 
Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 30.06 on the deck rail.
 
I left six cartridges beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.
 
While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, my neighbor across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of my house.
 
After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there, right where I had left it.
It hadn't moved itself off the deck rail.

It hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had presented to do so.
 
In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself.
 
You can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Left and the Media about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people.
 
Either the media is wrong or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.
 
The United States is third in murders throughout the world.
 
But if you take out just four cities (Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, and New Orleans), the United States is fourth from the bottom, in the entire world, for murders
 
These four Cities also have the toughest Gun Control Laws in the U.S.
All four of these cities are CONTROLLED BY DEMOCRATS.
 
It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data - correct?
 
Well, I'm off to check on my spoons.
 
I hear they're making people fat.

cuzzin ricky

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I haven't seen the Democrats this mad since we freed the slaves!



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Is the lady on the left smiling so brightly because she's holding a BAR? Or because of the effect of her offering me one is so delightful? I'm sure her hairdresser would have known.

--Jimmy don\'t play that
 
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I've had my first rifle for 56 years, and most of that time, it stood alone in the corner, right near boxes of ammo, and hasn't hurt anyone to date.
Maybe it's a sleeper cell, waiting for the call.
I think I'll go check on my old friend and make sure it's not on the phone or getting senile.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
 
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Looks like my kinda place...Liquor AND guns.
 
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Your gun too? I thought that was only a problem unique to mine.
 
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Where is KdT ?
 
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same store, same stock, same day.

 
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The figures regarding murder are not correct.
 
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"My rifle, without me, is useless.
Without my rifle, I am useless."

Caballero Andante
 
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Damn it, Ridge, will you QUIT posting pics of my gun locker online?
 
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Was it you, Kim, who said, "The BATF should be a convenience store, not a government agency."

Truer words were never spoken.
 
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I think it was the late Hunter S. Thompson who said "Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms -- that sounds like my shopping list!"
 
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