You
see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very
rich. Marry me!” That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous
girl. One
of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He's very
rich. Marry him.” That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day you call and say “Hi, I'm very rich.
Marry me”. That's Telemarketing.
You're
at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie,
You walk up to her and pour her a drink.You open the door for her, pick
up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, “By the
way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?” That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says, “You are very rich”. That's Brand Recognition.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I'm
rich. Marry me” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's
Customer Feedback!!!
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I'm very
rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. That's Demand
and supply gap.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say,”I'm very rich. Marry me!” she turns her face towards you-she is
your wife! That's competition eating into your market share!
I just love that image of Harry Reid bandaged after he,
what was it?; 