.50 Cal BMG Wowser

Tails of the Gun The Big Bopper

The GECAL 50, officially designated by the United States military as the GAU-19/A, is an electrically driven Gatling gun that fires the .50 BMG (12.7×99mm) cartridge. I'd really like to hear  a way high-deaf soundtrack that doesn't sound like it's shooting paper clips.  The second thing is, we'll never be able to use it.  Obama will use an ExOrd to make .50 BMG rounds illegal (except for use by the EPA swat team.) Aside:  this is why ISIS are trying so hard to recruit Ameican terorists.

Illegal Alien Crime

The Obamissariat

Malia and Sasha are listed as “Senior Staff.” The passenger manifests confirm the presence of Obama’s daughter’s, Malia and Sasha on the trip. The two girls are listed as “Senior Staff.” The manifests also list Mrs. Obama’s mother, Marian Robinson, and niece and nephew, Leslie and Avery Robinson, as well Mrs. Obama’s makeup and hairstylist (Carl Ray and Johnny Wright). The expense records also show $928.44 was spent for “bulk food” purchases on flight. Overall, during the trip, 192 meals were served for the 21 passengers on board. Judicial Watch Obtains Documents The story is no longer that the Obamas think they're royalty.  The story is that never have to give a Checker's speech to save their political asses.

Jenneke-Ashley Hot-Off

Men Will Be Boys

Who Warms Up Hotter:  Anastasia Ashley or Michelle Jenneke? The winner?  Jenneke.  Ashley crosses a line and looks slutty. Your opinion may differ, but you'd be wrong. Tommy Lee Smith has more

No Doubt About It

Today's Analysis A good way to keep any organization on a solid growth path is to replace the bottom performing 10% of the work force yearly.  No organization needs to do this more than television networks with on-air sports announcers.  Here's a painless way to get started.  Fire any of them who say: "You got that right ..." or "No doubt about it ..." or "I'm Keith Olbermann" I know, that means an attrition rate of upwards of 80% the first year, but it has to be done. You know I'm right, no doubt about it..

Today's Deep Thought

Damn. I just caught myself rooting for Boyd Crowder over Raylan Givens. JFC.

ICE

Techno Chills                               You Can't Handle Them

Get you hands off dat wheel barra James Lewis!  You knows you don't know nuttin 'bout machinery.