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" Look, people
. . . you can't vote against me just because I'm not pretty any more,
or because I've never accomplished anything positive in my entire life
(including my marriage and my only child), or because I make stupid
decisions under pressure, or because I talk like a career second-class
VietNam era WestPac Bosun's Mate on liberty in Olongapo.
I'm
telling you it's MY FUCKING TURN, you assholes, so fucking knock off
the horseshit and fucking elect me, goddamit, you stupid motherfuckers,
or you'll fucking regret it."
HRC ( Denny Wilson)
More
Metzger
Y'all
ain't gonna b'lieve this . . . until you think about it foraminnit, and
then it'll lock into place as SOP taught in Lib Logic 101:
Cuzzin
Ricky
Once again, The Washington
Post
has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest,
in which readers are asked to supply alternative meanings for common
words.
The winners are:
- 1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
- 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much
weight you have gained.
- 3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having
a flat stomach.
- 4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while
drunk.
- 5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
- 6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which
you absentmindedly
- answer the door in your nightgown.
- 7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
- 8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.
- 9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you
up after you are run
- over by a steamroller.
- 10 Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
- 11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
- 12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing
adopted by proctologists.
- 13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.
- 14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his
conversation with Yiddishisms.
- 15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you
die, your soul flies up
- onto the roof and gets stuck there.
- 16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer
shorts worn by Jewish
- men
There's
more, but my attention span is only that long. More later.
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