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10 reasons we didn’t shake hands with PSU last
year
10.
Coach said "smack’em in the mouth" nothing about shaking hands.
9. We thought they had their hands out for $money$ to help pay their
$60 million fine.
8. With that whole E-bola thing we couldn’t be too careful.
7. We had already met minutes earlier when they ran thru our pre-game
warm-ups, so no further
introductions were needed.
6. PSU’s #14 had rosey cheeks, watery eyes, and looked sick, and he
looked sicker after the game started.
5. UA founder & MD alum Kevin Plank said "Don’t get any of that
Nike* crap on our great looking UA uniforms".
4. In that part of Pennsylvania, it starts with a handshake, then its a
hug, then its a kiss, and then…well you know.
3. We heard they had played with some "useless nuts"(tOSU) and almost
beat’em the week before.
2. We ran out of hand sanitizer in the locker room.
1. They looked like DOOK!