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            Saturday, January 02, 2016

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            Dad Jokes Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 1/02/2016 12:10:00 PM | PERMALINK Back Link (10) | Send This Post | HOME


Writing in Righteous Indignation, Breitbart noted that, “the left doesn’t win its battles in debate. It doesn’t have to. In the 21st century, media is everything. The left wins because it controls the narrative. The narrative is controlled by the media. The left is the media and narrative is everything.”
Good fun. Good laughs. Took me here -

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
Henny Youngman

A recent survey showed that 6 out of seven dwarves are not Happy.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium, at large.

Did you hear about the woman who backed into a fan? Disaster.
Don't ever try to tell a pun to a kleptomaniac. They'll take it literally.

What a list; I will rule!
Sometimes all you need is the punchline, e.g., "Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!" or "No, No, Nurse! I said prick his boil!"

Stu Tarlowe aka The Joke Wrangler
Lady to hardware store clerk:
"I need a 3/8" nut, please".
Clerk: "Do you want a screw for that?"
Lady: "No, but I'll blow you for that toaster over there!"

Phil N. LeBlanc
There was a young man who's Dad told him to go to Cox's to get a seer sucker suit but he slipped up and went to Sears.
Those are so awful.

I can't wait to use them on my kids.
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