Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Little Johnny

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

 “Why?” asks his father? “

The teacher asked - How much is 2x3 - I said 6, replies Bobby. 

 “But that's correct!” says his dad.

 Yeah, but then she asked me -How much is 3x2?” 

 “What's the fucking difference?” asks the father. 

 “That is what I said!”


Anonymous said...

Just another phrasing of "At this point, what difference does it make?"

Sonoboy said...

At least Little Johnny had previously learned about the word "rectum".

Ole Phat Stu said...

There are algebraic rings for which multiplication is NOT commutative, so maybe the teacher was just pointing this out?

Ralph Gizzip said...

Rectum? Hell, damn near killed 'um.

DougM said...

Yeah, F'in arithmetic.

Roy Lofquist said...

@Ole Phat Stu:

Yes, but scalar multiplication is commutative. Not only was the teacher a bitch, but stupid to boot.

R. Kelly Coker said...

I didn't know there was gonna be a test!

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