Sunday, February 07, 2016

Coke Bottle Gatling Gun


The Obamissariat                                      




Obama targets "Right Wing Coke Suckers"




According to a reliable source named "Barney X," Obama will use the executive order to address this new threat by imposing a $12 deposit on plastic soft drink containers larger than .3 liter.  Retailers will be responsible for levying the deposit. In addition, he will order bottle manufacturers to inject plastics with a unique "DNA" that will trace empty bottles back to the retail level so checkout cameras can identify purchasers if necessary. 

1 comment:

Your Creepy Uncle said...

USA !

UAS !

USA !

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