Friday, May 13, 2016

re: kleptos

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
5/13/2016 11:21:00 AM 3 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton


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Anonymous said...

I'm stealing that one!
Tim

5/13/16, 6:43 PM
Anonymous said...

There are 3 kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.
Phil N. LeBlanc

5/13/16, 10:04 PM
Anonymous said...

Ricky Gervais on Caitlyn Jenner:
Referring to Jenner's involvement in a car crash on Malibu, Calif.’s Pacific Coast Highway in February 2015 that resulted in the death of another woman. "She didn't do a lot for women drivers, but you can't have everything, can ya? Not at the same time." Luigi

5/14/16, 4:25 AM

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