Wednesday, May 04, 2016

So a guy at the bar ....


Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says,
"Listen here, good looking. I will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, their place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on... It doesn't matter to me. I just love it."
His eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding... I'm in Government too. Are you federal or state?"

cuzzin ricky


toadold said...

This is too true in so many ways for me to make a funny comment. The best I could do was a weak smile.

Ralph Gizzip said...

And here I thought she was a divorce attorney.

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