"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
I don't know why my mind went this way but I have a song for each one of the pictures:1.) Weird Al Yankovic "Eat It"2.) Queen "Bicycle"3.) Judy Garland "Somewhere Over The Rainbow"4.) Four Tops "Reach Out I'll Been There"
#4 "Judy's turn to cry "
Good song!If there's a Juice's turn to cry, it's scheduled for Aug. 9, (ouch) lol
#4 Touch me in the morning, then just walk away
Anonymous : 6/24/16, 4:51 PMYou win. So far.
Fletch singing 'Moon River'.Tim
#4:"I'm diggin' up bones, I'm diggin' up bonesExhuming things that's better left aloneI'm resurrecting memories of a love that's dead and goneYeah tonight I'm sittin' alone diggin' up bones"...Everybody sing along!
Please, Please, PLEASE - tell me that the 4th picture is some sort of training device. For DOCTORS, I mean! YIKES!
Oh, we're sure it's a training device for doctors, but we're equally sure that's just a byproduct of what it was actually invented for. "I quit going to that proctologist when he said 'Take off your trousers and put them over there -- next to mine'!"Ann Hedonia & Sam PakuP.S. We're betting that the inventor of that device has his own float in the "Gay Pride" parade...
Just call me anal of the morning, angelJust touch my cheek before you leave me, baby...
Take off your trousers and put them over there -- next to mine'!"Okay. Nose milk.
"When it gets too hot for comfort, and you can't get an ice cream cone't ain't no sin to take off your skin, and dance around in your bones"
My Doc said: "Let me assure you there are two people in this room who don't particularly enjoy this procedure."
"...luckily, I'm not one of them"
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