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            Wednesday, June 01, 2016


A Kind & Generous Man


John Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near;  His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him.
He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a camcorder to record his last wishes. When all is ready he begins to speak:

My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."
My daughter "Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end."
My son, "Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre."
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river."

The nurse and witnesses are blown away-- they hadn't realized his extensive holdings. As John slips away, the nurse says,  "Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property".

The wife replied, "The asshole had a paper route."

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