"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Wednesday, June 01, 2016
John Smith's Body ...
A Kind &
Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near; His nurse,
his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him.
He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a camcorder to record his
last wishes. When all is ready he begins to speak:
My son, Bernie,
I want you to take the Mayfair houses."
My daughter "Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end."
My son, "Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the
banks of the river."
The nurse and witnesses are blown away-- they hadn't realized his
extensive holdings. As John slips away, the nurse says, "Mrs.
Smith, your husband must have been a hard-working man to have
accumulated all this property".
The wife replied, "The asshole had a paper route."