Monday, June 06, 2016

Poopy Pants Postmortem

                                                          Restaurant Owner Who Accused Yelper of Pooping Pants Now Admits He Made a Mistake

Cindy Sheehan Archive Photo

After conducting "extensive research" on the matter, the owner of the D.C. restaurant that earlier this week accused a Yelper of pooping herself says it appears it was wrong. Whatever disagreements remain with the one-star review from Yelper "Emma C.," Greg Casten now comes forward to say that, in retrospect, he doesn't think she lost control of her bowels at Nick's Riverside Grill last week after all.

On Yelp, Emma called Nick's staff out for apparently showing little regard for the fact that she'd been overcharged for drinks. This drew an angry retort from a manager that described, in great detail, how Emma had wreaked legendary havoc on Nick's that day by soiling herself, staying seated in the mess so the staff had to divert customers around her, and then tossing her ruined clothes in the restaurant's trash. "Never return to any of our establishments until you are potty trained," the manager wrote. People hailed it as an instant-classic bad-Yelper burn. [The Full Agony]
Did I tell you that I'm a Yelper? I am. 

1 comment:

Juice said...

South Park: You're Not Yelping episode. Best ever.

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