Friday, June 03, 2016

The ICU Nurse


He found himself in the ICU with tubes in his mouth, needles and IV drips in both arms.

A breathing mask, wires monitoring every function, and a nurse hovering over him.

He realized that he was obviously in a life-threatening situation.

A  nurse gave him a serious, deep look, straight into his eyes, then spoke to him slowly and clearly, enunciating each word and syllable, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."

Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Then, can I feel your breasts?"

2 comments:

Sonoboy said...

That's the breast therapy I can think of.

Stu Tarlowe said...

True story: Some three decades ago, I was recovering from surgery. I thought I was doing pretty well, but then a social worker came in and informed me of what my hospital bill would be (it was in the thousands, money I simply didn't have).

Immediately I broke into a sweat, and my breathing became shallow and rapid, and my heart began pounding. I was sure that all my vital signs were going nuts. But when a nurse bent over me, her breasts pressed against me, and suddenly a great calm came over me.

When God designed the human body, it was truly a work of genius. And tits are truly one of his most magical and amazing inventions!

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