Tuesday, July 05, 2016

Got Junk?

a major award                                                 

Did mom tell you there isn't anything
you can't achieve if you work hard enough?
And never give up?

Here, maybe.   But

She lied. Not only thatthe actual winner is living in some undiscovered rain forest hut.


Stu Tarlowe said...

I have a former girlfriend who's been actively seeking it for years!

BTW, I'm reminded of one of G. Gordon Liddy's favorite jokes. A man is seated on an airplane next to a strikingly sexy woman. He asks where she's headed and she reveals that she is a sex researcher and is headed to a sex researchers' convention. He inquires what her research has revealed, and she tells him that she's found that the ethnic group with, statistically, the largest penile endowment is that of the American Indian. She also says that she's learned that Jewish men are the most attentive and skillful lovers.

The man says, "That's quite fascinating! By the way, allow me to introduce myself: my name is Tonto Goldstein."

Tom Smith said...

Obama is the biggest dick I know of.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

we have a winner

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