Monday, July 25, 2016

Senior pick-up line



You Look Mahvelous



An elderly widower walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. A dapper gentleman in his mid-eighties, he’s very well-dressed, hair well-groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel, and scented lightly with an expensive cologne.

Seated at the bar is a classy looking lady in her mid-seventies.

The sharp old gent slips onto the bar stool beside her, orders a drink, and takes a sip.  He slowly turns to the lady and says: "So, tell me . . . do I come here often?"
T Mann

4 comments:

Juice said...

The ol' double entendre punch line. I trust a plethora of follow-up jokes will be appearing.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

said and done

pdwalker said...

Hey Rodge,

You rock that purple ensemble.

What's your secret?

Rodger the Real King of France said...

pizza

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