Wednesday, July 13, 2016

You need more ammo

A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered pistol and yelling, “I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one in the chamber and I want to know who’s been sleeping with my wife.”

A voice from the back of the room called out, “You need more ammo!”

Tom Smith


Helly said...

Well I grew up in Vermont with guns everywhere and we tried to shoot everybody.

They always get the cousins howling at the family reunions by retelling the story of my great uncle shooting a stranger through the front door on night. There was some blood on the porch, but I don't think he got him.

Anonymous said...

Gee, could Samuel L. Jackson be finally attaining some wisdom and some maturity? This is the first time we've seen him (outside of movies and commercials ) without his hat on backwards.

We're not even sure he actually said that. Remember, his only real objection to Barack Obama is that "the n****r ain't scary at all. They wouldn't have voted for a n****r, 'cause n****rs are scary."

Ann Hedonia & Sam Paku

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