"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"I am hard at work, trying to get the comments to print in this box. Testing... Testing.... Testing"
This is the kind of Florida scene that fashion nightmares are made of. How to spend 2 grand beclowning yourself.I guess the worst of it is publicly photographing with an iPad. We see this tourist-inept behavior on the beach constantly. Of course it is accessorized with a bubblegum pink case, color-blocking the turquoise terrycloth jumper, to solidify the transexual look. Then there is the fanny bag, which would be bad enough, but this is a gruesome cyclops smilie face model. Which is too stuffed to envelope the plus-sized iPhone.So why not juggle the aforementioned iPhone with the iPad, which brings this blond joke to its punchline when dropped on the concrete deck. For a hundred or two, you can get a nice little camera on a wrist strap that takes great pix and won't incite crowd mockery and attacks by tasteful aquatic mammals.
So, I guess you're enjoying your position with the Fashion Police!
It's a tough job, Stu, but this is South Florida and somebody has to do it. When you're out all night on the beach with a shark fishing crew and a pallet of diet beer, you are going to hear hours of exactly 2 kinds of jokes. I encourage the Blond Jokes because I don't want to hear the other kind.
We love blonde jokes too. Like the blonde who saw a sign that said "Wet Floor", so she did!(H/T to the late Joan Rivers)Ann Hedonia & Sam Paku
So the woman had her iPod stolen. Did he do it on porpoise?
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