Friday, September 02, 2016

I've NEVER felt safer !

"I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY
any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the  Neighborhood Watch.

I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.
And, I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way and security can't pat me down. If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.

Safe at last. Is this administration great or what ?"
General Petty Officer 5th Class Skyhawker Doug

1 comment:

pdwalker said...

That's brilliant. Black Knighting at its best.

I think we should all do it.

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