Jailed Muslim Plots

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Children's character Curious George observes Ramadan US author Hena Khan "wanted to focus on the celebratory aspects" of Ramadan, so George attends family gatherings and accompanies his friend Kareem to a mosque to put together charity baskets, she told AFP. A writer of Pakistani origin from Rockville, Maryland, Khan has already written two children's books about Islam, "but there's something different about having Curious George, a mainstream, well-known, iconic character recognize your tradition and make you feel included." And as soon as Sharia law is instituted ....

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How to get $75,000 in benefits every year from the US Government for you and your girlfriend. Follow these proven and simple steps. First ... get a girlfriend… 1. Don't marry her. 2. Use your mom's address to receive your mail. 3. The guy buys a house. 4. Guy rents out house to his girl girlfriend who has 2 of his kids. 5. Section 8 will pay $900 a month for a 3 bedroom home. 6. Girlfriend signs up for Obamacare so guy doesn't have to pay for family insurance. 7. Being a single mother, Girlfriend gets to go to college for free! 8. Girlfriend gets $600 a month for food stamps 9. Girlfriend gets free cell phone from US Government 10. Girlfriend get free utilities. 11. Guy moves into home but still uses mom's house to receive mail. 12. Girlfriend claims one kid and guy claims one kid on taxes. Now you both get to claim head of household at $1,800 credit. 13. Girlfriend gets disability for being "crazy" or having a "bad back" at $1,800 a month and never has to work again. This plan is perfectly legal and is being executed now by millions of people. A married couple with a stay at home mom yields $0 dollars. An unmarried couple with stay at home mom nets $21,600 disability + $10,800 free housing + $6,000 free obamacare + $6,000 free food + $4,800 free utilities + $6,000 Pell Grant money to spend + $12,000 a year in college tuition free from Pell Grant + $8,800 tax benefit for being a single mother = $75,000 a year in benefits. Any idea why the country is 18 + trillion in debt? Welcome to the new multicultural diverse, fundamentally changed America, thanks to the ever popular and exciting, everyone is entitled to everything world. Published by the Miller County Liberal of to Colquitt, Georgia; 2015 (attributed to "John Tabb," )

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Colorado city to stop selling ice cream at pools, parks Boulder residents will no longer be able to cool off with an ice cream cone by the pool because the city has discontinued the sweet treat as a vending option at all Parks and Recreation facilities (artist rendering) BOULDER, Colo. (AP) — Boulder residents will no longer be able to cool off with an ice cream cone by the pool because the city has discontinued the sweet treat as a vending option at all Parks and Recreation facilities. The city dropped ice cream cones, bars and sandwiches in an effort to cut down on sugary, unhealthy snacks, The Daily Camera reported. City-run facilities can only sell treats that satisfy a series of nutritional standards, meaning chips and other junk food also left snack stands this year. The change hasn't been welcomed by everyone. Andrew Gafford, 8, said he has always spent his summers enjoying a Neapolitan ice cream sandwich at the pool. "I'll get over it, but then it brings back a lot of memories of me getting ice cream sandwiches," Andrew said. In the scheme of things this law,  imposed by  Boulder nanny state overseers, is commonplace across th fruity plane. And Boulder, after all, is the district that kept Patricia Schroeder in congress for 50? years. Now, take Maryland— ruled by hard core Liberals—but if, say Baltimore, passed this same law there would be riots. Erm—not a good example. Baltimore residents don't obey any law they don't like.  They riot.  Let's take affluent Montgomery Co. If that was passed ... .  Never mind. It's who we've become.

Chis Evans' Clarkson's Replacement

June 2015: Evans announced as Clarkson replacement Chris Evans is confirmed as the new host of Top Gear after Jeremy Clarkson is sacked for punching a colleague. Evans signs a three-year deal – but ultimately managed only six episode April 27, 2016: Heat Street sounds the alarm Heat Street, which launched just a few days earlier, raises the first warning signs about Evans’s past, revealing that a former colleague was planning to speak out about his alleged habit of exposing his penis to women at work. May 7: Alleged victim speaks out Just days later, the former colleague of Evans who had previously mentioned his alleged bad behaviour agrees to tell her story in full. May 23: Complaint made to police An allegation of sexual assault dating back to the 1990s was made to the Metropolitan Police on May 23rd – though it only became public today. May 29: First episode of Top Gear airs, promptly flops The first episode of the new series aired, pulling in disappointing viewing figures. The ratings would continue to slide all season, drawing in fewer than 2 million people with the July 3 finale. July 4: Investigation confirmed, Evans quits I always thought Chris Evans was a wanker. I miss (the real) Top Gear. Here's the full poop.