"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
"Yes, my son, but the fix is in. I heard the judge's confession."Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
(An OLD, OLD joke)Girl 1: "Father, I gave a man sexual pleasure with my hand."Priest: "Go wash your hand in the holy water, My Child, and all will be forgiven."Girl 2: "Father, I gave a man sexual pleasure with my hands."Priest: "Go wash your hands in the holy water, My Child, and all we be forgiven."Girl 3: "Move over, Girls, I need to gargle!"Moo-lin-yan Nabo-li-don
Does anybody remember Kellog's Prostatooties Cereal. I didn't snap, crackle or pop, it just laid there and banged away. Parents killed it, they didn't like the condom included as a prize.
A elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest,“Father, I’m 80 years old, married, have four kids and eleven healthy grandchildren, and last night I had an affair with two 18 year old girls. I made love with both of them… twice.”The priest said, “Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?”“Never Father… I’m Jewish.”“So then, why are you telling me?”“I’m telling everybody!”Tim
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