"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Anyone up for a game of tennis?
The sea was angry that day, My Friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.
That photo is actually chock-full of industrial-grade "Nope!"™.
sTU, i'M STILL LAFFING
The Captain says he's going to heave too.
The crew mutinied over the new shower arrangements.Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
George Costanza had some of the best lines. We live in a Seinfeld-isms society and makes life better.
The theme song for "Victory at Sea" went off in my head..
Horry clap!An Oxidizer AND an Aquatic Hazard?!? That's some seriously bad juju there.
"Bawrappp""What shall we do with a drunken sailor, what shall we do with a drunken sailor, Give him some crackers and particpation medal early in the morning."
Been there. Off Hatteras. Green water two decks up. 176' Minesweeper. Made a solemn promise to my God to never go out of sight of land for the rest of my life if we made port.
I have a recurring nightmare of when Granny dropped a cast iron skillet into my bathwater.
You wouldn't be having that nightmare if she'd dropped her hair dryer in there. Moo-lin-yan Nabo-li-don
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