"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Wednesday, March 22, 2017
says "Monday" quite like the threat of imminent nuclear destruction
from a diminutive, family-murdering psychopath. In this case, we're
referring to North Korea's Kim Jong-un (also known as the "Pillsbury
Dough Boy of Death") who has declared that if a "single bullet is
fired" by U.S. forces in Korea, they will nuke us into oblivion.
Even with a famously calm, cautious, and cool-headed President like
Donald Trump delicately handling the crisis, it is at least a little
bit worrisome to contemplate North Korea's desire to wreak havoc on our
nation and the world. Especially since they could quite possibly pull
it off, thanks to our old friends Bill and Hillary Clinton.
As you may recall if you don't get all your news from mainstream media,
Hillary "That Glass Ceiling Is Thicker Than It Looks" Clinton and her
husband raised tens of millions of dollars for their (ahem) "charitable
foundation" by peddling State Department access and favors, as well as
signing off on highly questionable deals like selling 20% of America's
uranium reserves to Russia.
But this was hardly new behavior for the gruesome twosome. Way back in
1996, when the Clintons were actually renting out the Lincoln bedroom
for sleazy celebrity romps in return for campaign contributions, Bill
struck a controversial deal (again for hefty campaign donations) to let
the Loral Corporation sell advanced missile guidance technology to
After which, in a spontaneous burst of unbridled capitalism, China sold
the technology to the lunatics running North Korea - a terrifying and
entirely predictable outcome which the Clintons didn't give a flying
damn about as long as their illicit checks cleared. Some things never
And are Hillary's supporters outraged over this? They are not - and
probably wouldn't be even if they'd heard of this existential nuclear
threat and the attendant scandals (which they haven't). Instead, they
spent the weekend in breathless distress over reports that climate
change could cause mammals to shrink by as much as 15%.
In this nightmarish scenario, horses would become the size of slightly
smaller horses, Great Danes would become the size of regular Danes, and
the average sociopathic asshole would be exactly the size of Kim
Jong-un. Atomic Ache