"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Wednesday, March 22, 2017
the usher noticed a man stretched across three seats in the movie
theater, he walked over and whispered "Sorry sir, but you are allowed
only one seat." The man moaned but didn't budge. "Sir," the usher said
more loudly, "if you don't move, I'll have to call the manager." The
man moaned again but stayed where he was. The usher left and returned
with the manager, who, after several attempts at dislodging the fellow,
called the police.
The cop looked at the reclining man and said, "All right, what's your
name, joker?" "Joe", he mumbled. "And where are you from, Joe?"